Which Food Network Chef Is Your Spirit Animal?

  1. 1. How do you take your chicken?


    1. In Taquitos


    2. Parmesan-Crusted


    3. Fried


    1. In Tacos


    2. With Garlic


    3. As Sesame “Drumettes”

  2. 2. What’s your favorite color?


    1. Pink


    2. Red


    3. Green


    1. Yellow


    2. Blue


    3. Orange

  3. 3. What’s your happy hour order?


    1. Strawberry Margarita


    2. Blueberry Sangria


    3. The Sea Donkey


    1. Lime Sherbet Punch


    2. Concord Grape Royal


    3. Frozen Mojito

  4. 4. What’s your non-chef spirit animal?


    1. Iguana


    2. Donkey


    3. Hamster


    1. Sea Otter


    2. Giraffe


    3. Cool Dog

  5. 5. Which is your must-have kitchen gadget?


    1. Panini Press


    2. Deep Fryer


    3. Grill Pan


    1. Can Opener


    2. Spoonula


    3. Vitamix Blender

  6. 6. What will you name your firstborn child?


    1. Sugar Mae


    2. Roberto


    3. Cindy Lou


    1. Albus Severus


    2. Ace


    3. Red Delicious

  7. 7. If you had to eat 16 tons of one of these ingredients, which would it be?


    1. Extra-Virgin Olive Oil


    2. Hot Sauce


    3. Cilantro


    1. Cool Whip


    2. Butter


    3. Eggs

  8. 8. Who did you hang out with in high school?


    1. The Mean Girls


    2. The Soccer Team


    3. The Nerds


    1. The Model UN


    2. The Stoners


    3. The Cheerleaders

  9. 9. How would you dress up your pet hedgehog?


    1. In a sombrero.


    2. As a bunny.


    3. As Santa.


    1. As a burger.


    2. As a Hershey’s kiss.


    3. As Dracula.

  10. 10. Who do you most deeply identify with?


    1. J.R.


    2. Cleopatra


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