Texas seems to have won the race to “secede” from the United States following President Obama’s reelection, with the state’s online petition surpassing the 25,000-signature threshold some time yesterday. At last count, 23 petitions asking for states to peacefully secede have popped up on the White House’s “We the People” website, but the story doesn’t end there.
Hey, libs have finally found somebody they want to deport: citizens who petition the government. shar.es/GjyVI
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) November 13, 2012
A new counter-petition is asking the Obama administration to “deport everyone that signed a petition to withdraw their state from the United States of America.” Take that, sore losers and America haters!
oki say deport all they asses to fucking cubaor china that’llshow theirass’esREAL socialism#fuckyou
— Just Nao (@ItzNao) November 14, 2012
To all of the states petitioning to secede..what can I do to help? I wish to deport you all to North Korea so you learn how good you have it
— Richie Greene (@GreeneRockets) November 14, 2012
People in the US are so goddang DRAMATIC!!!! Yall dont wanna be part of the US because Obama president? Coo! Deport them hoes to Iran then!
— ♌Me, Myself, & Ty♌ (@HeadTurnr_KaCi) November 14, 2012
@edshow I never knew Texas had that many racist and unamericans I say let those 80k fools go but the land remains part of USA. Deport them
— mike (@keltonmerlin) November 14, 2012
Some moronic citizens of my country have petitioned to secede from our great nation. I say deport all the fucks who are signing them.
— RZKsSnowBunny (@KruspeMich) November 14, 2012
— Elizabeth Dahl (@dahlxo) November 14, 2012
I like this petition, dedicated to those morons who signed petitions wanting to secede from the US petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/depor…
— James Neveau (@JamesNeveau) November 14, 2012
Deport those America haters. petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/depor…
— Andrew Burner (@AndrewBHDL) November 14, 2012
😤😡Really pissed about how ignorant some people are!!! #Secede2012 Deport all those bigots!!!!
— Mr Dec1♐ (@Shekal_me_Daddy) November 14, 2012
@notaxation Is it in the Constitution that we can deport the 3000+ who signed that petition here in Oklahoma?
— J.R. Jobe (@jrjobe) November 14, 2012
— Austin Root (@RootBeer69lolz) November 14, 2012
I liked Andrew Jacksons approach and hang them allRT @peejsterm: Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State
— Michael Carrillo (@diz1776) November 14, 2012
I hope the 84,000 people who signed the petition to secede Texas would just self-deport themselves to somewhere else… like another country
— MBoudwin (@MBoudwin) November 14, 2012
@soxfaneast I say strip their citizenship and deport them. Waiting for them to self deport takes too long. Had enough of their crap!
— Celeste Leibowitz (@Changeagent26) November 14, 2012
— Artsynesse (@Artsynesse) November 14, 2012
— divanekai (@divanekai) November 14, 2012
There must be some post-election irony in wanting to exile those in the U.S. who want to “succeed.”
Hey, here’s an idea.
So they want to deport the citizens who sign petitions to secede? Can we come back illegally and have free health care & no taxes?
— Christy Walsh (@1CrunchyLadyBug) November 14, 2012