34 Ways You’re Never Going To Be As Cool As Rust Cohle

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1. You can’t explain life like Rust Cohle.

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2. You can’t drink like Rust Cohle.

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3. You can’t be drunk like Rust Cohle.

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4. You can’t be a goddamn badass like Rust Cohle.

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5. You don’t get to the point like Rust Cohle.

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6. You can’t grow as a person like Rust Cohle.

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7. You can’t pull off a vest like Rust Cohle.

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8. You can’t deal with money like Rust Cohle.

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9. You don’t have a cool coffee mug like Rust Cohle.

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10. You can’t flip people off like Rust Cohle.

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11. You can’t swear like Rust Cohle.

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12. You can’t swear in an amazing accent like Rust Cohle.

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13. You just can’t swear like Rust Cohle.

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14. You can’t give quality life advice like Rust Cohle.

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15. You don’t carry a big ledger and have a badass nickname like ‘The Taxman’ like Rust Cohle.

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16. You can’t slap people like Rust Cohle.

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17. You can’t smoke like Rust Cohle.

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18. You really can’t smoke like Rust Cohle.

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19. You really, really can’t smoke like Rust Cohle.

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20. Rust Cohle is good at smoking, is the point.

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21. You can’t express philosophy with beer can men like Rust Cohle.

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22. You can’t brood like Rust Cohle.

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23. You can’t plan your work like Rust Cohle.

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24. You don’t get respect like Rust Cohle.

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25. You don’t have majestic facial hair like Rust Cohle.

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26. You don’t have incredible nature visions like Rust Cohle.

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27. You can’t stare like Rust Cohle.

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28. You can’t make judgements like Rust Cohle.

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29. You can’t fight like Rust Cohle.

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30. You can’t make a threat like Rust Cohle.

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31. You can’t be brutally self-aware like Rust Cohle.

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32. You don’t understand the world as well as Rust Cohle.

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33. You don’t have a healthy attitude about life like Rust Cohle.

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34. You can’t sit shirtless in a slightly blurry room like Rust Cohle.

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